It happened again.

-Levi wrote this. It's close enough. Although, strangely enough, I did know that TIE meant Twin Ion Engine. That's what living with Mike Selnes will do for you.

After loudy threatening to slit my television's throat following my favourite football team's latest defeat, I lost to Levi in a Star Wars battle of wits. How could he possibly know that the TIE in TIE Fighter stands for Twin Ion Engines"?! I envy his vast stores of pointless knowledge and I strive to one day out-nerd him.

The two losses were too much to deal with. I decided to call it a night. Four glasses of milk and six Beatles albums later, I fell asleep.

Poppa B always told me to never drink so much before bed. I shouldn't have put off buying those rubber sheets....

- Allan

PS, Tune in tomorrow for "The Clean Up"!